Thursday, September 11, 2008

From "Choice" to Eugenics

What happens if a parent kills a child of theirs afflicted with Down Syndrome or some other disability? That's right, they go to JAIL, because they are MURDERERS (and if they don't, the justice department isn't doing its job.) But if the parents kill their baby before the umbilical cord is cut, they become a statistic and walk out the hospital scott-free. Aborting babies for any reason is murder; aborting them because of disabilities, gender or any other characteristics detected before birth is called EUGENICS. why does this all sound so familiar? OH, now I remember: the NAZIS had a similar game plan about 70 years ago! Whacking your baby because it's not a ten does not make you a loving mother, it makes you Adolf Hitler. When you abort a baby because he or she has Down, you're deciding that this child's life is disposable, and not as sacred as the life of a child without Down. The fact that you're too lazy and selfish to care for the child that needs something a bit more does not change the sanctity of human life.

Which brings me to a very important new rule...

New Rule: If you support abortion, the death penalty, euthanasia, or any combination of the above, you're not allowed to say you believe in the sanctity of human life. By supporting any form of killing, whether is the name of "choice", "justice" or "mercy", you are demonstrating that you value some human life more than other human life.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

More New Rules!

New Rule: Liberals need to stop ragging on Sarah Palin over her daughter's pregnancy. Yes, Palin raised the girl, but she's 17 years old and was more than capable of exercising her own free will when she opened her legs. They wouldn't call Obama a hypocrite if one day one of his girls grew up to be a pro-life or anti-gay activist, but hell, they're liberals, and that means they apply one set of standards to themselves and a completely different set of standards on everyone else.

New Rule: How about asking the CANADIAN PEOPLE whether or not THEY want Green Party leader Elizabeth May included in the leaders' debates this campaign? Of course the Four Stooges don't want a woman in their midst during the debate they already have a shrieky bitch who excels at playing the victim, and his name is Gilles Duceppe.

New Rule: Mitt Romney has to redo his RNC speech and take out the parts about America being the greatest nation in the history of the world! Mitt, America hasn't been Number One since before you could get an erection and feel guilty about masturbating next to the Book of Mormon.

New Rule: Stephane Dion and Stephen Harper need to stop bickering back and forth about who said what about the GST, and just tell us what the fuck they're going to do about it if they're elected! Oh right, I forgot, Dion can't make priorities or decisions, and Harper has governeed over the last 31 one months coasting on previous Liberal fuck ups, and he needs a little more time for reprogramming.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Some New Rules

New Rule: Stop saying Heath Ledger's death is only reason the world is raving about his performance as the Joker. He wasn't dead when he put on the purple coat and turned a nearly 70 year old comic book prankster into one of the most iconic villains of the 21st century. His death is not what made him great, it was his life, cut short in a horrific way, and the only time I thought about that awful January day while I was absorbed in The Dark Knight i when I realized he won't be around to reprise his role in the next movie, and pity the poor schmuck who has to step into those checkered socks.

New Rule: Stop flooding the internet with orgasmic pictures of married men designed to incite lust. It's distracting me from the walk with Christ, and millions more from their homework, jobs and spouses.

New Rule: Don't call me a bandwagon hopper when I tell you I'm boycotting the Beijing Olympics. The real sheep here are the ones who shrug off China's human rights violations and the fact that the Olympics are keeping them from spending their money and time on things that really matter.

New Rule: Stop releasing new bulletins every second day saying in slightly different wording that Mats Sundin hasn't told us what he's going to do yet. Either give me NEWS or NO NEWS, the way he does it.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Why I sometimes hate my country

Yes, the title suggests some very harsh feelings. But tell me how I'm supposed to feel when one of the highest honours that can be given to Canadian citizens is granted to a Holocaust survivor who has spent decades in this country performing abortions and fighting tooth and nail to make it even easier for women to slaughter their own innocent, unborn babies. The death penalty was outlawed in Canada in 1976, and had not been employed since 1967. I agree with the ban on capital punishment, because I believe in the sanctity of human life no matter what a person has done. God will punish them the way He sees fit when the person quits this life. Our only job as humans on this Earth is to keep dangerous people locked up so they cannot hurt or kill again.

Canada got this part right. But we are also the only country on the planet that has no legal restrictions against abortion whatsoever. Women can get abortions any time, for any reason, at ANY STAGE IN THE PREGNANCY, and in most provinces the government will fund these abortions at least until the end of the first trimester. Am I the only asshole around here who thinks this problem needs to sort out its priorities and whip their citizens into taking responsibility for their own actions?

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

For Those Who Don't Have A Life...In Depth Questions
Let's do this.
What's your name?:Rachel Elizabeth Cassar
How old are you?:20
What's your sign?:Taurus
Where are you located?:Toronto
Date of birth.:May 5, '88
Love and Such
What is, first of all, your gender?:Female
Your sexual orientation?:Straight
Have you ever been in love?:Yes
ARE you in love?:No
List your crushes.:lots, since i was a kid, not really any right now
Describe your first kiss.:Thrilling
Describe your first date.:flawless
Describe your first sex.:TBD
Are you in a relationship? If so, with who?:No
What's the most important thing in a relationship?:Trust; cliched, but its true
What personal qualities do you look for in a potential mate?:positivity, intelligence, Deistic view of God
What physical qualities do you look for?:kissable lips, beautiful eyes
Is personality or appearance more important?:personality; looks go at some point
Do you want to get married? If so, at what age?:Yes, hopefully by 28 or 29
Do you believe in love at first sight?:No
Do you believe in soul mates?:No
Is romance even important to you?:Yes
What IS romance, to you?:Friends plus butterflies and orgasms
Describe the person you currently like/love the most, romantically.:Shhhhh
More space if needed.:We barely know each other, but I'd like to change that...
Your Past and Present
What is your favorite memory?:My first NHL game, May 2003
What is your least favorite memory?:the death of my father
So far, what has been your favorite age?:Good question...I think i'll have to go with 17 AND 18
Why is that?:I made most of my dumb mistakes then that helped me become smarter
Do you enjoy the age you are now? Why or why not?:Not sure, just turned 20 yesterday :p
Who was your first best friend? Do you still talk to him/her?:At 17? shadi and still is <3>
When you were in grade school, what did you want to be when you grew up?:Doctor, or palentologist, or lawyer
Now, what do you aspire to be?:Law clerk, PR exec, political pundit, writer
Have you "found yourself yet"? If so, describe this experience.:Yes; through all the shit I've been through with strength from the Creator
More space if needed.:
Who is your current best friend?:I have a few
Name some other good friends.:Your dad
Have you enjoyed life so far?:Yes
What could be better?:My love life; that's about it, I really can't complain
Who is your favorite musical artist?:Bon Jovi, Mariah Carey, Aerosmith
What is your favorite song from that artist?:Living on a Prayer/a few/Dream On
What is your favorite song of all time?:Dream On, by Aerosmith
What's the best thing about that song?:Reminds us to live every day as if it were our last
Quote your favorite lyrics.:"Sing with me, if it's just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away"
What genre(s) do you generally listen to?:totally depends on my mood
Do you have a variety of musical tastes?:Yes
How do you feel about country?:meh
About jazz?:Like like
About classic rock?:sweeet
About the 80s?:Liked, but 90s is my weakness
About modern music?:blech
About classical music?:grew up on it
Which decade provided the greatest music, in your opinion?:1990s! lol i'm a freak
Do you listen to Queen? (You should!):yes indeed
To the Beatles?:YES
To Fall Out Boy?:a bit
To Shania Twain?:a bit
To Backstreet Boys?:yes lol
To Britney Spears?:not really
To Michael Buble?:yes
To Miley Cyrus?:NO
To My Chemical Romance?:Not really
To Journey?:No
To Ben Jelen?:Never heard of him to be honest
List other musical artists that you enjoy.:Whitney Houston, U2, Rolling Stones, Toni Braxton, Pussycat Dolls, Michael Bolton, Luther Vandross, Frank Sinatra, Marvin Gaye
List musical artists that you can't stand.:Slipknot, many of the modern "rock" bands
Is there a band you wouldn't be caught dead listening to but you do anyway?:No
Are you in a band? If so, what's its name?:No
What musical instruments can you play?:None
What would you LIKE to play?:Piano
What's your favorite musical instrument?:Drums
Have you ever aspired to be a rock star, or other sort of musical artist?:lol not seriously
Can you write songs?:Can, yes
Who is your favorite lyricist?:Don't have one
Other thoughts on music?:Can't live without it
Beliefs And All that
What is your religion?:Christian Deist
Do you believe in God(s)?:Yes, but he's not a puppetmaster
Is there a messiah? If so, who?:Yes, Jesus Christ
Are you anti-semitic (prejudiced against Jews)?:Au contraire
Do you believe in miracles?:Not since the time of Christ
Do you believe in heaven and/or hell?:both
How do you feel about Christianity?:Disgraces Christ, often
About Islam?:...not touching this with a barge pole
About Wicca?:don't care that much
About atheism?:makes no sense
About Hinduism?:Don't care
About Buddhism?:has some great tenets
If you weren't the religion you are now, what religion would you follow?:Probably Judaism
How religious are you?:not RELIGIOUS at all; Spiritual and devout, very
Is God very important to you?:Yes
How was the earth created?:With science by God
How do you feel about abortion?:It is wrong
About same-sex marriage?:No problem with it
About same-sex adoption?:Okay, as long as the child has positive role models of both sexes
About homophobia?:I'd like to put the homophobes in a city of their own
About theocracy?:DOESN'T WORK! Religion and politics DO NOT mix
Do you believe America should be a Christian nation?:NO! It NEVER WAS, and it never should be
How important is the first amendment to you, in every aspect?:Can cause issues, but is the most sacred of all rights
What do you live by, like a life motto or whatever?:"I can't do all things through Christ who strengthens me"
How do you feel about religious fundamentalists?:They're going to kill us all
About born-again believers?:I am one, but I can't stand the ones that shove their beliefs down the throats of others claiming to have absolute truth
About President Bush?:When he tried to milk a horse...I knew that was the end of the empire
About the war in Iraq?:Should not have gone in the first place, but must not cut and run; it must be ended slowly and carefull
About marijuana legalization?:Take if OFF THE BOOKS; it's not causing society any real problems
About cherry-picking from the Bible and other holy texts?:Fuck you assholes; don't destroy our most precious works
About communism?:BAD WORD! BAD BAD WORD!
About America?:The Founding Fathers are currently spinning in their graves
About people who don't follow your belief system?:whatever, that's their God given right
About liberals?:They can kiss my ass
About conservatives?:While I grovel at Ronald Reagan's
About Barack Obama?:Hot man, full of hot air
About Hillary Clinton?:I love her, but I don't want her to be president
About John McCain?:No one else I'd trust my family's lives to
About saying "that's so gay", etc.?:every time I hear someone say it I want to slap the shit out of them
Do you know who YouTube's TheAmazingAtheist is?:Heard of it
If so, do you like him? Why or why not?:N/A
Do you know who Jezuzfreek777 is?:N/A
How do you feel about HIM?:Don't care
If you believe in God(s), why?:This earth could not have made itself; and my own personal experiences
If you don't believe in any gods, why not?:N/A
Is organised religion an evil to the world? If so, why?:Yes, because every claims exclusivity and forget who they're REALLY supposed to be serving
Other thoughts on your beliefs.:Everyone should explore Deism: Belief + God-given reason
This Or That
Love or money?:Love
Love or lust?:Love
Evolution or creation?:Both
Rock or rap?:Rock
Writing or reading?:Reading
Sports or literature?:Literature
Liberal or conservative?:Conservative
Obama or Clinton?:Clinton
Gay or straight?:Straight
Filthy rich or aesthetic?:Neither
Happily obese or miserably thin?:Neither
Rain or snow?:Rain
Clouds or clear blue sky?:BLUE SKY
Stars or the moon?:Moon
Day or night?:Night
Dawn or dusk?:Dusk
Awake or asleep?:Awake
Phone or IM?:Phone
Myspace or Facebook?:Facebook
Surveys or quizzes?:Surveys
Ship or plane?:Ship
Hot or cold?:Cold
Freezing to death or burning to death?:Freezing
Drinking puke or diving into a pool of cockroaches?:cockroaches
Action movies or romantic comedies?:Action
Fiction or non-fiction?:Non-fiction
Old or new?:new
Pens or pencils?:pens
Spiral or bound?:bound
Sims 1 or Sims 2? (Ole, Sims 3!):None
Television or internet?:internet
National Geographic or MTV?:NG
Eating or drinking?:eating
Junk food or health food?:health food
Vegetarian or vegan?:Neither, hippie
Rock, paper, or scissors?:None
Sexy or cute?:cute
Cruel hot person or extremely sweet and funny hideous person?:I'm more likely to encounter the hot person lol
Quasimodo or Phoebus?:Quasimodo
The Phantom or Raoul?:PHANTON
Flik or Z?:Not sure
Tomboy or girly girl?:girly
Being alone or being in a crowd?:crowd
Conforming or non-conforming?:non-conforming
Being popular or being an outcast?:popular
Stars or hearts?:hearts
You or them?:Me
Complete the statement.
When I die...:I want people to remember me happily
If I rubbed a magic lamp and a genie soared out, my 3 wishes would be...:1) feed everyone in the world 2) cure cancer 3) eliminate religion
I should currently be...:studying lol
I love _ more than anything else in the world.:Jesus Christ
If I were to walk in anyone's shoes for a day, it would be...:Ronald Reagan
My first thought waking up...:so comfy in my bed...
The weirdest dream I ever had was about...:that's private
If I was the only person left on the planet...:I'd look for sperm
If I were to write a story, it would be about...:my life
The greatest thing about my life is...:how I've pulled myself up from the bottom
My room looks like...:a bomb hit it
The ideal life would include...:a healthy and happy world
_ is why I am the way I am.:My past
My parents/guardians would describe me as...:challenging lol
I skipped the favourites section because I hate it.
So here are two spaces to list your favourite things.
Wrapping it up.
Did you enjoy the survey?:Yes I did
What was your favorite question to answer?:belief questions
Did you lie or exaggerate?:No
Which was your favourite section?:Beliefs
Do you plan to share this with anyone?:Yes
If every human took this, whose results would you be most interested in?:everyone's
What question do you wish I had asked?:None
Now answer it.:
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Thursday, May 1, 2008

New Rule...

New Rule: the only man from Motown I'm interested in fucking is Nick Lidstrom, so stop honking at me when I walk down the street in my Red Wings jersey. 

Classic Christian Contradictions

  • The Christian Right teaches that God has a divine plan, and that nothing happens outside of His will, and if something bad happens, we are to accept it as God's will, yet they constantly tell their followers to pray every time they want something, and constantly quote the Bible as saying "Ask and ye shall receive". So which one is it? Divine plan or a favour-giving God who answers every "I want a new car" and "I want bigger tits" prayer? NEITHER!
  • They teach that God is all loving and forgiving and merciful (which I believe), but if you don't follow ONE straight and narrow path in a world that is anything but straight and narrow he'll send you a fiery pit for all eternity where you will burn and be eaten by words.
  • They teach that God has everything under control, and the Gospel has nothing particularly flattering to say about money, yet evangelists like to tell their followers that God is asking them for money.
  • If God has everything under control and has  a plan for everyone, why does he need your help to save people's souls from Hell because they never heard the Gospel through no fault of their own?
  • If human beings are all evil, and bad worthless dirt, why are you trying so hard to save every single one conceived (which I'm for, of course, but it still makes no sense)? Wouldn't it be better to let the worthless, born-in-sin babies go straight back to Jesus?
  • If the Bible is error free, perfect, and totally inspired by God, why does it sound like God suffers from multiple personality disorder and a male form of PMS?
  • If Jesus were around today, many Republicans would hate him, yet the GOP is hot for Jesus while the Dems are hot for abortion.
  • If killing is a sin, why do so many idiotic evangelicals believe Bush when he says God TOLD him to invade Iraq?

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Pinheads and Patriots: North of the Border Edition

Starting this time on the Pinhead front...

PINHEADS: TTC Workers' Union
This past week the Toronto Transit Commission, upon which 1.5 million commuters rely every day to get to work, school and other important places was shut down by a workers' union strike after talks at the bargaining table broke down. The TTC employs about 10000 workers, many of whom make up to $26 per hour, plus they receive exceptionally good benefits and pensions. But apparently it wasn't enough for about 90% of the union who voted to walk out on Torontonians, most of whom make no where NEAR the amount these tax-payer-funded gluttons do, and live without the job security provided by unions. The strike ended after less than one day after the Ontario government passed legislation forcing the swines back to work. For their selfish and childish behaviour, the TTC workers and their enablers are pinheads.

PATRIOTS: The Ontario Legislature
Far be it from me to often praise the McGuinty government or any of their opponents in the wasteful, frustratingly unproductive and dishonest Ontario legislature, but this week even the far left New Democratic Party took a stand for the majority and ordered the spoiled TTC workers back on the job. For their swift and decisive assistance for Toronto, Dalton McGuinty and the Ontario MMPs are patriots.

New Rules from across the political axis

It's time to pay tribute to Bill Maher with my own set of New Rules!

New Rule: If the Eucharist is the literal body and blood of Christ, then Hannibal Lecter should be the pope. For two thousand years the Catholic Church has tried to tell us that eating these crackers and wine will save them because once ingested they literally turn into Jesus's body. But strangely enough, cannibalism as part of one's path to salvation is starkly missing from Scripture.

New Rule: If you are offended by any works of Trey Parker and Matt Stone, not only do I not care about your feelings, I don't care if you get rammed in the ass by a rampaging rhino. Anyone that sensitive needs to leave the free world faster than you can say Isaac Hayes.

New Rule: Don't call a blatant lie a mistake...HILLARY. Unless, you're simply acknowledging that trying  to feed us bullshit about getting shot at in Bosnia in the '90s was a stupid move. I don't know what was going through Billary's head when she tried to tell us an entirely different story than the one clearly told by the footage of her and Chelsea arriving in the Balkans, but what I can tell you is either she thought no one would call her bluff or learned a little too well from hubby how to spin a story.

New Rule: Guilt by association is not guilt at all so get off Barack Obama's ass about Jeremiah Wright. A country that elected George W. Bush for a second term after hearing the shit flying out of his mouth has no right to criticize Senator Obama for not booking from Trinity United Church when screws were going loose in Wright's head.